Read the Printed Word! Forgiener's Escape
Vintage Tumblr Themes

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

theartsclub:

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

That’s SO cool

theartsclub:

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

That’s SO cool

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

jackiebuelahburkhart:

i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close."

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

misehry:

quiet is violent

misehry:

quiet is violent

"Perhaps, being lost, one should get loster."

- Saul Bellow (via mapsinchoate)

hi:

sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 32 episodes of this new show I found