Harry James Potter,
Thank you so much for everything that you have given us. Your story will forever live in my heart, and the hearts of millions of other potterheads around the world. You’re always there for us, whenever we are alone, feeling down, or upset, we can always look to you for help. The best stories do live in us forever. Today, everybody should be raising their glasses, whispering “to Harry Potter, the boy who lived!”
Happy Birthday Harry
- me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
- me: lemme show you a trick or two
- middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
- me: this one's called stealing
- me: *runs away with it*
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
"I didn’t like my name until you said it."
"My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life."
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone + Chapters
"How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie."
But you’re not pregnant?
"I believe that your soul and my soul are very old friends."
The Lord of the Rings book covers designed by J.R.R Tolkien himself.
Anonymous said: what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
i got accused of stealing a pair of shoes once and then got sent to this camp where i had to dig holes to build character as my punishment and while i was there i ran away in search for my friend who also ran away and broke my family’s curse
this is never going to not be funny
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny