friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
I love everything about this.
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
That’s SO cool
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
Someone please explain this
No one explain it
Took me a second
HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME
You’re too young
i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close."
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
quiet is violent
"Perhaps, being lost, one should get loster."
sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 32 episodes of this new show I found